#rc lucifer

[squishywizardd]

Mimi: Okay we need to distract the guards.

Malbonte: Right.

Vicky: What are you going to do?

Malbonte: I’m going to kill them all. That’ll distract them.

Dino: I don’t like that, what’s Plan B?

Malbonte: You die in Plan B.

Lucifer: I like Plan B.

[ratanslily]

my entry for a editing contest on telegram. the theme was "Dark academia" 🍁🍂

[will-bite-if-given-the-chance]

Random meme I made because I’m sick and bored:

And that’s why we love our stressed mess (I’m talking about lucifer ofc)

[seraphimumbra]

On the topic of matchmaking LIs, I can't believe Mimi-Dino was somehow a thing and Lucifer-Dino wasn't. What?? There was actual potential there.

[incorrectromanceclub]

Lucifer: *leans in to kiss Vicky* Vicky: *slaps him* Lucifer: Oh for fuck's sake, Vicky! Vicky: Shit, I'm so sorry, I forgot we're dating now!

[dutifullynuttywitch]

Daddy Luci

@will-bite-if-given-the-chance had asked for some fluff with Luci and his daughter Levvy. I thought I'd try my hand at a little drabble to thank you for all your lovely art!! 💛

Heaven's Secret

Pairing: Lucifer x Vicky and their daughter Leviathan (Levvy)

Word count: 782

Rating: General (Fluff)

Tags: Friday flash fics @rc-catalog

“What the Hell do you mean, ‘you lost him’? Find him, you incompetent fool!”

Lucifer roars in anger at the diminutive noble cowering in front of him, his voice booming across the marble hall. The demon is trembling so hard the ruler of Hell fears he’ll start crying. Or lose control of his bowels. Or both. A frequent occurrence, that, unfortunately.

“Well, what are you standing around for? Go! Find Belphegor and bring him to me. Any attempts at rebellion will be severely punished, as you well know. OUT OF MY FACE!”

The demon almost sobs with relief at being dismissed. He nearly trips onto himself in his rush to flee the throne room.

Lucifer turns to Belial, who is hiding a smirk.

“Keep tabs on him. I trust the man about as far as I can throw him.”

“As you wish, your highness.”

His counselor and spymaster moves swiftly, giving out orders to his network of agents.

“I’m surrounded by incompetents.” Lucifer mutters, rubbing at his temples, attempting to dispel yet another tension headache.

Being the ruler of Hell was not easy. Constantly fighting with Hell’s elite, with those arrogant Seraphs. Staving off rebellions, maintaining order in his chaotic realm.

At least, his Vicky was working hard at reforming the Council from within. As was angel boy, Dino, he grudgingly admits.

“Daddy! Daddy!”

Lucifer’s stern expression softens upon hearing the melodic sound. He steps down from his throne and crouches, opening his arms wide to the incoming mini tornado.

His little Levvy, his greatest treasure, the apple of his eye, runs across the hall and jumps into her daddy’s outstretched arms.

He scoops her up, grinning at his mini-me.

She really did resemble him, with her sharp gaze, raven hair. An air of authority already at 5, bossing around everyone at the palace, from servants to nobles, to Hell’s ruler himself. But she had inherited her mother’s grace and beautiful blue eyes. And artistic inclinations, it seemed.

“Daddy, look at my painting! I made it for you. See, this is you, and me, mommy, and horsey.”

The little girl joyfully hands him a paper with bright, colourful blobs. She’s covered in a rainbow of gouache, which hasn’t dried yet. Lucifer chuckles upon realizing he’s now covered in paint.

“It’s beautiful, my dear. You’re as talented as your mother.”

The demon tenderly ruffles his little girl’s hair. She giggles at the praise, her bright blue eyes gazing up at him with an expression of pure joy and adoration before she buries her face in the crook of his neck.

Lucifer’s heart swells as he holds her close. He had no idea he could feel such love – he simply didn’t think he was capable of it. Until meeting Vicky, that is. She had upended his dark, bitter world with her irreverent attitude, wit, and selflessness. She had been patient with the stubborn, arrogant demon, showing him what unconditional love was. But he hadn’t truly understood it until Leviathan’s birth.

There’s nothing Lucifer wouldn’t do for his little girl.

“Levvy, I told you to wait until daddy had finished his meetings. Now you’ve made a mess of his clothes.”

Vicky gently admonishes the little girl as she walks up, wiping her paint-covered hands with a stained rag, smiling at the tender moment.

“But mommy, I wanted to show daddy his gift now.”

Levvy pouts, peering at her mom from Lucifer’s shoulder before snuggling right back in.

“It’s alright, you know I’m always happy to see you, my little princess.”

“See! Told you so!”

She glances back up and sticks her tongue out at her mom, laughing.

“You need to stop indulging her every whim, Luci, or I’m afraid she’ll become as insufferable as you. I mean, a pony… Truly, does a 5-year-old need a pony?”

Vicky grins as she tenderly kisses her husband and proceeds to tickle the little girl into a giggling fit.

“Of course she needs a pony! If she didn’t, she wouldn’t have asked for one.”

“Luci… that’s… that’s not how this works. Kids are going to want ridiculous, extravagant things, and you can’t always cave in. She’ll never learn that there are limits, or to cherish what she has otherwise.”

“But I do cherish my horsey, just like my puppy, and the kitties, and that baby dragon daddy got me last week. I love all my pets, mommy!”

“See, she’s fine. No harm done.”

“What I see, my dear husband, is that our daughter has you wrapped around her little finger.”

Lucifer chuckles, unable to argue there.

Both of them had him wrapped around their little fingers. His two girls, the loves of his life.

And he wouldn’t have it any other way.

[kazu-naito]

more rc characters as more random posts

[romanceclub-confessionss]

Confession:

"That romantic scene between Lucifer and Austie in Heaven's Secret 2 season 3 still has me traumatized ☠️ like brother ew"

[justanotherrcblog]

[dmitryswifey]

It is so fun to make these 👀

[haitianempress]

In honor of the anon who said the fandom is too horny 😏

This was inspired by @beasartblog 🤞🏾😉

Let the thirst begin

[squishywizardd]

Vicky: I didn’t have that much Glyft last night!

Lucifer: You’re joking right?

Mimi: You were flirting with Malbonte.

Vicky: So? We’re married.

Dino: You literally asked if he was single.

Malbonte: And then cried when I said I wasn’t.

[malbontesmrs]

Once, I posted a redraw of this CG on my old account. This is a totally new redraw in my updated art style. One of the best CGs on the app imo.

I’ve been working away at this one for a while now. I’m happy to finally post it.

[will-bite-if-given-the-chance]

These hs chart memes have been sitting in my camera roll for over three months.

Enjoy.

[indomitable-mrs-barkley]

I miss my Luci........😔♥️😔

[incorrectromanceclub]

Mimi: I think we need to talk about how you’re handling your, uh, romantic feelings… Lucifer: I’d say pretty well. Mimi: So you call making sarcastic mean comments and treating Vicky like rubbish "pretty well"?? Lucifer: …I’m into slow burn.